Woke Up This Morning, I Almost...

...yakked in the sink.

I swear the neighbors next door were having White Castle Sliders for breakfast.

I'm sorry - you can only do that after a night full of beer. And I doubt the 12 & 13 year olds were slugging MGDs all night.

Either I am getting old, or the neighbors are getting trashier.

Ok - I tipped my hand there. They aren't hillbilly surfers, but man - sometimes I wonder where the hell you have to grow up and NOT learn to tie a trash bag closed before putting it in the can?