Thursday, November 30, 2006

Stooge Of The Day

When my second son was born, I was at the point where I hated my wife’s diaper bag. While she was in the hospital, I took my first born son to visit her. Instead of packing up her diaper bag, I took the vest that I already was selling to law enforcement, and discovered that its pockets and compartments were perfect for carrying diapers, wipes, and other items on the go…with one minor exception. I no longer had to carry my wife’s feminine diaper bag/purse! Finally, I was free.

Innovation or misogyny? You decide.

Monday, November 27, 2006

The Big, Important Question

Who knew there was such an important debate, that my Bookend had to call me at work and get my input about toilet paper usage. To get more scientific data, I will pose the question to you, gentle readers.

When in the lavatory, and in need of using toilet tissue, do you:

A - fold it?


B - crumple it?

Sunday, November 26, 2006

I'm Full, Thanks!

Thanksgiving - a time to be with loved ones, reflect on all you have, and realize just how wonderful life really is. I have all I need and then some. Hope the holiday found you all just as happy.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Can you hold please?

File under: What Were They Thinking?

OK - call me old fashioned, but isn't the bathroom all about privacy? You could always bring the cordless in with you, couldn't you?

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